i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
How does one acquire holy water?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Randomize
