Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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