I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
He has the fingertips of a God
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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