I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Randomize