remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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