Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
nutella sex= disaster
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
We're hate flirting, damnit.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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