He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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