This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
handjob tips. give me some.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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