Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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