Yo dont text me then not text me
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Randomize
