We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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