And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
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