omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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