I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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