whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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