all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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