If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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