Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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