this will be a night to untag.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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