yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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