We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
