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You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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