Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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