oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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