the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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