Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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