i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
