oh god the rape fog is back!
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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