dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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