this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Randomize
