What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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