Three words: puerto rican gang bang
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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