I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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