Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Terrible idea I love it
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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