Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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