I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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