his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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