There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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