super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
this is an emotional support booty call
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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