we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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