Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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