Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
