You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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