a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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