I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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