TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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