Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
All the doctor said was why
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