i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
The feeling are messing with the penis
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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