And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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