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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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