Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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