Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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