waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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